There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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