i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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