i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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