It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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