i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Randomize
