I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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