I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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