Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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