shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
