So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
pray to the hookup gods
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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