Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
i came on her dog
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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