I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
There's always time for handjobs
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
