i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he puts the penis in happiness.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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