Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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