Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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