His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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