You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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