I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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