Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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