You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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