I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I will be naked everywhere
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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