great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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