i can't believe i had my finger in that
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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