the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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