what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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