Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
We need to get me chipped asap
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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