Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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