i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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