i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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