This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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