Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
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