She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Just cropdusted the office
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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