I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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