Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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