can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
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