Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
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