it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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