just tell him i said nine months
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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