Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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