got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
BRING THE BAGELS
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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