Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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