If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Randomize
