You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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