i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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