got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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