I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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