are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
