How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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