Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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