belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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