If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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