im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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