Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
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