Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Your penis caused this!
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