As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Randomize
